Wednesday, July 14, 2010

AUTOBIOGRAPHY


JOBS

EDUCATOR
At present I am working as Principal in a prestigious International School.

NCC-Officer
I got commission as A.N.O - Army wing


FREELANCE WRITER
I started writing articles since 2003 and still many articles published in India & abroad however I am seeking elevated platform to explore my views worldwide.

TRAINEE CHEMIST
I worked as Trainee Chemist with worlds largest producer of Ayurvedic medicines for 2 years.


FATHER’S NAME : Shri R.P.Bajpai.(Retired from Rly.)
MOTHER’S NAME : Smt Sudha Bajpai.(Simple housewife)
NATIONALITY : Indian
DATE OF BIRTH : 15/03/1978
GENDER : Male
CATEGORY : General
MARITAL STATUS : Married
IDEOLOGY : Simple living high thinking.
STRENGTHS : Creativity, Straightforwardness, Diligence, Will power.



MySelf (mera jivan kora kagaz)
Hum ek bahut hi sadharan se ashant pravarti ke prathvi lok ke aalsi prani he jo aksar tanhaiyon me paye jate he. Nato hume kutch pane ki chah he nahi kutch khone ka darr, nahi jeeni ki koi aarzo na khudkhusi ki koi wajah he bus sanse chal rahi he to zinda he pata nahi kyun koi nahi janta. Hum to duniya ke un chand badnaseebo me se ek he jinhe dharti bojh kehke galiyan deti he aur aasmaan hasiyat par thukta he, apni hi laash uthaye kabristaan jate he to kabr bhi darwaza band kar leti he kambaqt zindgi jeene nahi deti aur mout meharban nahi hoti.
Mana manjilen bahut door he raste lapata magar hauslon me koi kami nahi, iraade faulaad se bhi mazboot he aur mann me atal vishwas he ki hum sahi he, ab manzilen na mile na sahi raaston ko naaj hoga musafir aur bhi gujrenge zindgi ki rahon se par mera andaaz unse juda hoga. Hume to apno ne luta gairon me kahan dum tha hum to wahan jate bhi nahi the pani jahan pe kam tha, par wo kehte he na ki jab aadmi ka bura waqt ho to oonth par baithe bone admi ko bhi kutta kaat jata he, khair waqt acha ho ya bura koi gum nahi hum he to waqt he hum wqat se nahi.
Rishte nate pyar wafa sabne zindgi me dastak di mehmaan bhi bane par humsafar na bana koi , jiska jitna jabtak man kiya khela unke liye duniya he ek mela me nasamajh fir reh gaya akela. Main sonchta tha me zamane se alag tha magar aisa na tha the mere jaise aur bhi the par main kisi ke jaisa na tha, bikne ko the taiyar pyar wafa aur dost magar mere paas paisa na tha. Jivan ke agnipath par akela chala jisne jo manga diya dusron ke hisse ka zahar bhi piya par daaman me aaj kutch agar he to wo he meri khatayen, dusron ki nafrat, muflisi aur unsuljhe chand sawalat, par hume iska bhi gum nahi jo karle majburion se samjhota wo hum nahi. Sabhi grah nakshatra sitare bakhobi farz nibhate he sab bari bari zor aazmate he par me to hanth jodke vinamrta purvak yahi kahonga me jaisa tha jaisa hun waisa hi rahunga.
APPEARANCE- Average body, Not very smart, Whitish complexion.
MEASUREMENTS- 165cm, 65kg & 32waist.
EDUCATION- MSc.-F.S.T, BEd. , P.R.C.N, Computer application diploma.
PROFESSION- Educator, N.C.C-Officer, Freelance writer, L.I.C-Insurance adviser.
STRENGTH- Strong willpower, Creativity, Straightforwardness & Diligence.
WEAKNESS-Impatient & Emotional.
IDEOLOGY- Simple living high thinking & Better alone than a bad company.
LIKES- Beautiful faces and innocent mind, kids.
DISLIKES-Treachery, false commitments, Cunningness.
HOBBIES- Writing, Music & Drawing (Not perfect in any of them)
BROKEN DREAMS- Sweet cute beauty lady who love me truly 4ever & ever
ALIVEN DREAMS- To have nice cute but naughty baby (looking to adopt)
BEST FRIENDS- Mr. Nagendra Shukla, Mr. Rajesh Pathak & Mr. Yogendra Srivastava (Bobby)
LOVELOGY- People knocked entered enjoyed me & left to realize me that love is wastage of time , money and resources.

LIFE STORY 25 Aug. 1978 sham 4:25 par Kanpur ka Marium Hospital hamari kilkariyon se goonj utha hamare badan me multani mitti ki parat thi infection tha to 2din ICU me rahe, hamare peeth pe hare neele nishan the matlab bhagwan ne laat maar ke duniya me bheja tha. Hospital se discharge hue to station late pahunche mummi papa train se Fatehpur gaoun k liye chale gaye hum dadi ki goud me babuji k saath reh gaye hum log rickshaw karke bus stand pahunche to raste me andhere me 4lutere mil gaye dadi ke gale me chaku rakh ke sab le liya dadi ki hanth jodke request pe daya karke hume nahi le gaye fir hum log jaise taise ghar pahunche.
2 years ke hue to papa hume mummi ke sath gaon se sehar Kanpur ke paas Bhimsen le aye jahan wo service karte the tabhi ek baar hume mata nikal aayi (Chiken pox) kehte he aisee me jiska mundan na hua ho akela nahi chorte to mummi hume sula ke kitchen chali gai thi hume pata nahi kya hua aankhen ulti ho gai badan bukhar me tapne laga jubaan bahar nikal gai matlab lagbhag the end ho gaya papa aye aas paas ke doctor ne jawab de diya tab sabke kehne par papa ek tantrik ke paas gaye usne mantar pada aur pani padke diya bola 1-1 ghante me dete rehna 12baje tak teen baar mout ke jhatke ayenge bach gaya to beta tumhara 9pm se 12 pm mummi roti rahi 3baar jhatke lage par sans nahi tuti subah fir shaitani shuru. Thode din baad 1din pani se bhari baalti me oundhe muh gir pade to doob gaye pados ki aunty ne chat se dekha to mummi ko danta hume bacha liya papa gussa hoke fir gaon chor aye wahan 5 saal ke the pneumonia typhoid ho gaya itna ki jaan pe ban ayi to fir mummi akele hi hume leke Jhansi papa ke paas a gai to fir hamara illaz hua aur KG me admission bhi.
Hosh sambhalte hi khud ko bahut sakht mahol me paya to shaitani ke risk proof tarike nikalna jaldi seekh liya school ke naam se paet me dard hota aur agar jate bhi to loose motion ke naam pe bathroom me time paas karte the aur koi bahar se nikal ne ko kehta to abi aur lagi he. Apne hisse ki khane ki cheez chupa dete the aur sab ke saath khane ko baith jate lalach me, sab pyar se aur dete fir baad me chupi cheez nikal ke khate itne chatore the ki jabtak kahte the jabtak ki No-2 na lag jaye, koi ghar na hoto to kitchen me se mithai or mallai gayab aur sab khula chor dete ki billi aayi hogi hume kya pata. School me kabhi paas hi nahi hue to pareshan hoke mummi ne khud jake St. Marks School me fir KG me admission dilaya 7 saal he hogaye the par the lalchi bhondu bahut sharmile the ek baar to No1 &2 dono paint me kardi par sharm ke mare lady teacher se nahi kaha ki lagi he zor se class ki sab ladkiyan hasti to ghar makhiyon ke sath aye to dant mili mummi se.School me ladai & baton me first padne me zero hamesha blackboard pe hamara naam hota aur jada time class ke bahar punishment me jata(outstanding performance), natija ye ki 8th class me cell,multiply division, latitude longitude map globe, noun waoun kutch nahi pata tha exam ke din ratke jaise taise promote hojate fir 8th me hi school walon ne nikal diya.
Mummi ne fir paise deke 9th me CIC jhokan bagh Jhansi me admission karaya to school chale jate the par harkate waisi hi cycle school ke bahar tea stall pe rakhte the paet dard ka bahana maar ke 10baje ghar TV dekhte the par tabhi 14-15 saal ke honge papa ka accident hogaya malva express truck se takra gai thi papa engine me dab gaye the engine kaat ke unhe nikala gaya sir & body me fractures kafi the 2month ICU me the chalne layak hue to Mumbai me 3 operation hue wo kaam nahi kar sakte the ab, mummi ne hume paas me pulia no-9 ke guruji ke paas tution laga diya us waqt kisi ne sath nahi diya hum hospital ate jate ghar ka saamaan late tution jate school jate aur jab mummi roti to bahut bura lagta, hum guruji ke pairon pe gir pade kaha hume kaise bhi pada dijiye mummi ke ansuaon ne hume badal diya tha fir 10th me guru ji ne maar maar ke hume yaad karaya maths ratwa di kyun hume samjhana kisi ke bus ki baat na thi jitna samaj ata padte ghar ka kaam bhi karte pocket money ke liya 1 tution bhi padate the, Vaishnu devi se darshan ka wada kiya first aye to somwar brat bhi kiya to 10th me first division paas ho gaye Biology me distinction ke sath, sab to tajjub hua mummi papa khus hue fir to apni nikal padi. 11th & 12th me 4tution jate school jate ghar bhi dekhte aur 3tution padate the dinbhar cycle se ghumte the thak jate to raat me kitchen me padte the neend ati to tea banate fir padte the tution ka kaam ghar me hi karlete taki tution me baten Karen ya sujata naam ki ladki ko dekhe (sirf dekhte the) ya teacher se faltu ki pakau question kare tabi to sawalon se pareshan hoke PK saxena (khatibaba) sir ne tution se bhaga diya to 3din undke darwaze par tution time me khade rahe fir unhone maaf kiya mehnat ki Vaishnu devi se fir darshan ka wada kiya aur 12th me bhi first division paas hogaye biology me distinction bhi a gai. Tabhi chote bhai ko Dipression ki bimari ho gai use kabhi bhi kutch bhi ho jata tha kahin bhi gir padta behos ho jata uska illaz karaya mandir majzid vaidya haqeem Jhansi se Mumbai tak chote bade hospital ki khaq chain 2saal me wo thik ho gaya.
Dr. ban ne ka sapna tha to CPMT exam diya 3din Kanpur me the raat me waiting room me sote the result aya to samajh gaye halua nahi he CPMT muskil bhi nahi tha par na hi sahi guidance thi na coaching ke liye paise to tution padate ghar me bhi dekhte BBC Jhs me BSc. Me admission liya college kam jate tution jada padate saath me computer application diploma bhi kiya par computer se apni jada jami nahi jab dekho syntax error koi thik se batane wala bhi nahi tha fir bhi B-grade se paas kiya, BSc. exam ke time model paper pada Vishnu devi se darshan ka wada kiya first division fir paas ho gaye par BBC me MSc me admission nahi mila to Bundelkhand university me MSc Food science se kiya sari padai apne paison se ki 3rd semester me hi Baidyanath Ayurved factory Gwalior road me Trainee Chemist appoint hue 1st shift college 2nd shift factory jate MSc. Khatam hote hote School me Science Teacher appoint hue padana bayen hanth ka khel laga to chipak gaye school me tabhi apna chota sa ghar banwaya, baad me NCC Officer ki 3month maharasta OTA me training ki A-grade se paas hue Commission officer bane, Isi beech ek ladki ke baton me fas gaye uske aansuyon me zajbaat me beh gaye par bahut jaldi dhokha mila aur akal dhikane a gayi, fir BEd. Ki jarurat padi to IGNOU entrance diya select hue par 2marks se reh gaye gusse me somwar brat tod diya shiv ji se raha na gaya to 2month baad fir call letter aya admission liya 2007 me BEd. Kiya. Fir gharwalon ke kehne me aake shadi bhi kardali par biwi ko pehle to hum devta jaise lage baad me use hamari sonch samajh se iktifaq hone laga aur hum to ghadi bhi isliye nahi pehante ki hume gulami pasand nahi fir chahe wo samay ki hi kyun na ho to pyar kam ladai jada. Ab hume sister ki study complete karake uski shadi karni he mummi papa ko khus rakhna he, bus ek baar mata rani Vaishnu devi ke darbaar me haazri lagani he, par hum thode sanki he pehle to gussa ata nahi a gaya to shiv ji bhi paarvati ke pallu me chup jate he kutch dikhai nahi deta aur kutch kar na sake to fever a jata he. Dekho age kya he hamare future me kon jane -----------END ABHI BAKI HE--------
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